WHY 'THE INTERNET OF THINGS' IS MORE FUN THAN YOU IMAGINED. POSSIBLY

Amazon Dash is here! I put all my dash buttons in a hat and picked out four with hilarious consequences. I invited the neighbors around with theirs. We all stuck them in a fruit bowl and took  turns in picking them out. It was an amazing party. Only trouble is, I keep getting emails every Friday Night from the internet of things asking me if I'd like replacements for the things we ordered at the party and suggestions of things I might also for like for future partys. You'll never run out of anything again except of course space in your inbox.